Hey Elza, this is a title

This is a smaller title

Technically, this is a header, but fuck it

This is a paragraph

And this is your very own autopilot ship, I mean personal website. Do whatever you want with it, as long as you do not use Angular JS on this. We trust that you will be a great asset to our webdev team. great great asset, to our webdev team. asset, great great asset

Now I can already hear you say: what the fuck is angular Js and why does it sound scary. DO not worry, 4 of the five sane web developers share the same opinion as you do now.

If you do decide to use Angular JS, then I will go to your house and find your exact location. How am I going to do that you may ask. Simple: Ill just ask rainbolt or sum.

For webdev, you will need to get familiar with the holy duality of web development and javascript.

  1. Hyper Text Markup Language (keep dreaming buddy) is used for the contents of a website.
  2. Cascading Style Sheets (partner in crime) is used for the layout of a site, so all the graphic design and stuff
  3. JavaScript is used for interactivity. It may also want to make you kill yourself. If you are standing on a cliff ready to jump, make sure that you didn't accidentally open a Java tutorial, a rookie mistake.

Okay now good luck

also switch to linux while you're at it :Þ